Shop Horror - The Best of the Worst in British Shop Names

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Welcome to Shop Horror, Guy Swillingham's tour of the funniest shop fronts in High Street Britain.  From the genuinely inventive to the truly awful, Shop Horror salutes them all.

This site is a taster of the Shop Horror book featuring nearly 200 of the UK's greatest store names plus in-depth features taking you into the world of amusing shops.  Buy your copy here.

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Shop Horror: The Best of The Worst In British Shop Names - Guy Swillingham ISBN 0007198132
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